| While driving around in a god-forsaken industrial area this morning... | |
| Me: | Yup, this is the building, dad. You can just drive in. |
| Dad: | Are you sure? |
| Me: | Yes I think so.. I'm a staff of the company! Sure they'll let us in. |
| Security Guard: | Sorry this place does not open till 9. |
| Me (silently): | Damnit! |
| Dad: | Uncle! Any coffee shops nearby? |
| Security Guard: | Yes, down the road. |
| Dad: | Okay, let's have breakfast. |
| Me: | Okay... Erm, dad? Are you free to wait with me? Do you have other things to do? |
| Dad: | I'm free. |
| Me: | Oh in that case, can you drop me in town next so I can get my uniform tailored? |
| Dad: | Tsk! 死女包! (hahaha.. This is such a classic Cantonese reaction. I don't know how to explain the meaning of "死女包!".. but my dad always calls me that especially when I annoy or irritate him. I'm his spoilt little princess, and forever daddy's little girl. Fathers! They'd do anything for their daughters :D I love my daddy!! ) |
| ME: | HAHAHAHAHA! Please? |
| Dad: | No. Get your mom to go with you!!! |